i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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