Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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