You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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