The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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