Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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