: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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