I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
why is half of my head shaved?
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