dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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