whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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