All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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