So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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