Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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