quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
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