Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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