called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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