i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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