I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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