Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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