did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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