why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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