And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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