This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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