Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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