I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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