the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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