My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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