ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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