that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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