your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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