belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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