My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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