I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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