I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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