Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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