whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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