But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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