Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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