I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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