How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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