i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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