Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My hand turned me down
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
