Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am naked and annoyed.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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