Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
