So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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