Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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