That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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