Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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