I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Actions speak louder than pants.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
