Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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