I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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