: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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